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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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tradchad:
“ greatpostsonline:
“ record scratch, freeze frame. bet you’re wondering how i got here huh? me too bud. well, let me take you back, to where this whole mess got started. footage rewinds…
haha, no keep going, we’ll get to this part...
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record scratch, freeze frame. bet you’re wondering how i got here huh? me too bud. well, let me take you back, to where this whole mess got started. footage rewinds…

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haha, no keep going, we’ll get to this part later. 

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there it is. that’s me. innocent little monkey. wouldn’t hurt a fly. and that screen? well, that’s about to activate my mk ultra assassin programming.

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greatest post online

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pissvortex

this fucking orc named Skakuga the Taunter has followed me throughout this entire game, literally jumping out of bushes to make fun of me and then running away after throwing a smoke bomb. i killed him and he came back with a peg leg as Skakuga the Unkillable. i hate this fucker

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this is him and i guarantee you he’s not even dead

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HE’S NOT DEAD

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i cut off both of his arms and his leg again if he comes back im going to fucking scream

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THE FINAL BATTLE

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WE BOTH GOT BLOWN UP BY THE NAZGUL’S DRAGON

MAY HE REST IN PEACE

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orcoftheday

This post is a Classic so Today’s Orc of the Day is: Stakuga the Taunter/the Unkillable

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whatbethsays

the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.

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bitchesgetriches:
“I would NEVER recommend something so legally ambiguous and clearly unethical. Which is why I’m sharing this widely. So you guys all know to never do such a thing. Ever. Because it would be bad. Make sure to reblog so others know...
bitchesgetriches

I would NEVER recommend something so legally ambiguous and clearly unethical. Which is why I’m sharing this widely. So you guys all know to never do such a thing. Ever. Because it would be bad. Make sure to reblog so others know not to ever do this very wrong thing. And definitely make sure you know what color the parking tickets in your city are. Maybe hold onto one for reference in case you ever worry that you might accidentally do this. Keep it in your car so you can look at it sometimes and say “It would be wrong to use this as a fake ticket to prevent getting a real ticket.” 

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Stop Tumblr Culture

officiallysheith

I’ve been on this hellsite for six whole years. Lemme tell you some things you should know, and things I’ve learned to ignore over the years.

  • Don’t let tumblr dot fuck make staying inside 24/7 and not talking to anyone seem cool. This bullshit has been around for a VERY long time on the website. When I was 13-14, I thought I was doing something wrong by not wanting to stay in my room all day, and attempting to be social. That is WRONG. Introvert or not, staying alone in your room, slumped over and mindlessly scrolling, or watching videos until your eyes hurt is NOT the kind of behavior that should be encouraged.
  • Don’t be a snarky asshole. You see this bullshit all the time; someone trying to be positive, and some edgelord dragging them down. Don’t be that person.
  • Factcheck. I see people making posts (mostly political) about some crazy bullshit that never even happened. It takes .5 seconds to google something to see if it’s fake or not.
  • Don’t cling onto anyone who labels themselves a ‘fandom mom/dad/parent’ They will manipulate you to do their bidding like some stupid minions. On this note; do not let yourself be recruited by ANYONE. Make your own decisions. 
  • If you like something, you like something. Cringe culture is everywhere, but as long as you mind your own business, don’t hurt anyone, and don’t try to force your interests on others, you’re golden.
  • Fiction does NOT equal reality. A lot of people on here are trying to convince people that fiction affects reality. This is just…fucking stupid on a lot of levels. 
  • Try to better yourself. Too many people on here make ‘relatable’ posts about depression, BPD, etc. Just because you have bad habits, doesn’t mean you should keep them. If you are able to, see a professional, get help, go on meds–whatever you can do.
  • Don’t tell people to kill themselves. I can’t believe this made it onto the list, but yeah. These phrases are just SOME of the many. Don’t be a fucking asshole. “Pee your pants” “Run in front of a bus” “Choke” “Delete yourself”
  • Not everything is black and white. This has become a very big issue on here as of lately. Either you’re one extreme, or the other. This person is either good, or bad. This is not how things work. Amazingly enough, not all republicans are racist trump supporters, and not all democrats are bernie bros. There are assholes everywhere, and your side isn’t inherently good or bad just because of the examples the extremists bring up. A lot of the time, the minorities of sides are the ones with the biggest mouths.
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OK. Monsters. I love them. The first thing that attracted me to D&D was its bizarre critters but many of them were just a mechanic or a trap wrapped up in an animal shaped package (rust monsters, disenchanters, cloakers, trappers…I could go on). Dragon Magazine’s long running Ecology column sought to flesh out those and other monsters, using in-universe characters to provide studies of habitats, behavior and impact on their environment. The Ecology articles made D&D monsters more real.

Elminster’s Ecologies is a Forgotten Realms box set that takes the idea of the Dragon Magazine column and applies it to the world of Faerun. I somehow didn’t know this existed until recently (there are also two appendices, which I will cover some other time) and it is one of the most pleasant surprises Forgotten Realms has ever sprung on me.

Inside the box are 9 booklets – one overview and 8 dedicated to a specific region. Like the Dragon articles, these are written from the perspective of characters living in Faerun, traveling its wilds and studying its creatures (as you can guess from the cover, even Elminster himself weighs in).  

Forgotten Realms was never my jam and, though I appreciate certain slices of it, probably never will be. Ecologies, though, made me appreciate it more. The authors do a great job of making a world I’ve always thought was too vast to be interesting. It doesn’t quite have the verisimilitude of a naturalist’s guide, but it gives it a good go and is never dull. There’s tamed catoblepases and musings on the effects of longstanding goblinoid populations on wildlife, food chains and a surprising amount of information on flora. The only game related material are some very nice and exhaustive random encounter tables.

Probably not for everyone, I know, but I think a large number of fans of Forgotten Realms prefer reading about them rather than playing in them. If that sounds like you, pick this one up. Lots of people don’t like it, so its pretty cheap second hand.